Post by Archivist~Alabaster on Feb 15, 2006 17:46:06 GMT -5
Writer: Seloona, Alliance, ABC, Gnome Warrior
Guild Name: Azeroth Broadcasting Co
Contacts: Seloona Moonsprocket, Tenari Shadowstorm, Raliah, Salorin, or Khandra
Website: www.azerothbroadcastingco.us.tt
The outside of the building, wedged between Buurk's Corner and Tinker Town, was difficult to spot if you weren't actively looking for it. It had the stone porch out front typical of older Ironforge buildings, but its two stories of height seemed somehow diminutive compared to the fortress like establishments nearby, like a Gnome standing next to a Night Elf while being leaned on by a Human in full plate armor.
There was a new sign on the door. The standard one stated politely:
Please no solicitors.
Beware of flamingo.
Watch out for volatile projectiles.
Please knock before barging in.
You have been warned.
Thank you and have a nice day!
Respectfully:
Seloona Moonsprocket
Owner, Azeroth Broadcasting Company.
The new sign, posted squarely across the first, read as follows:
Are you a high and mighty Cavalier Knight?
A Holier or more Shadowy than thou Acolyte of the order?
A Trapper of beasts and other things nasty?
A Prestidigitator or Thaumaturgist of the Arcane?
Perhaps a professional Bonker of noggins in Plate Armor?
If so, we request your assistance in bringing down the mighty nasties hiding in their remote locales, all the while grabbing photo opportunities as they arise! Contact Seloona Moonsprocket, Tenari Shadowstorm, Raliah, Salorin, or Khandra for more info!
The first five lines of the new sign have been scribbled over in crayon that reads:
Paladin
Priest
Hunter
Mage
Warrior, and anyone else who wants to help!
Oh, and Ozy no longer eats souls for breakfast. Just lunch, so it's OK now.
-Tenari
(( We have people already in MC for fun and profit, and are gearing up to take a combined Silver Legacy, Axiom of Hope and ABC group through. And by through, I mean MC, Onyxia, ZG, BWL, other mean and nasty places to be determined as necessary, and eventually AQ. We need more people, simple as that. Please help us. We will pat you and hug you and squeeze you and call you our friends... and guildmates should you join us.
Otherwise, well, I will not get to go to MC (or likely anywhere else cool), and will therefore be a very unhappy Gnome. I already have a plan to deal with such an outcome, and I hope it does not have to come to that. Save a Gnome. Join ABC. ))
Guild Name: Azeroth Broadcasting Co
Contacts: Seloona Moonsprocket, Tenari Shadowstorm, Raliah, Salorin, or Khandra
Website: www.azerothbroadcastingco.us.tt
The outside of the building, wedged between Buurk's Corner and Tinker Town, was difficult to spot if you weren't actively looking for it. It had the stone porch out front typical of older Ironforge buildings, but its two stories of height seemed somehow diminutive compared to the fortress like establishments nearby, like a Gnome standing next to a Night Elf while being leaned on by a Human in full plate armor.
There was a new sign on the door. The standard one stated politely:
Please no solicitors.
Beware of flamingo.
Watch out for volatile projectiles.
Please knock before barging in.
You have been warned.
Thank you and have a nice day!
Respectfully:
Seloona Moonsprocket
Owner, Azeroth Broadcasting Company.
The new sign, posted squarely across the first, read as follows:
Are you a high and mighty Cavalier Knight?
A Holier or more Shadowy than thou Acolyte of the order?
A Trapper of beasts and other things nasty?
A Prestidigitator or Thaumaturgist of the Arcane?
Perhaps a professional Bonker of noggins in Plate Armor?
If so, we request your assistance in bringing down the mighty nasties hiding in their remote locales, all the while grabbing photo opportunities as they arise! Contact Seloona Moonsprocket, Tenari Shadowstorm, Raliah, Salorin, or Khandra for more info!
The first five lines of the new sign have been scribbled over in crayon that reads:
Paladin
Priest
Hunter
Mage
Warrior, and anyone else who wants to help!
Oh, and Ozy no longer eats souls for breakfast. Just lunch, so it's OK now.
-Tenari
(( We have people already in MC for fun and profit, and are gearing up to take a combined Silver Legacy, Axiom of Hope and ABC group through. And by through, I mean MC, Onyxia, ZG, BWL, other mean and nasty places to be determined as necessary, and eventually AQ. We need more people, simple as that. Please help us. We will pat you and hug you and squeeze you and call you our friends... and guildmates should you join us.
Otherwise, well, I will not get to go to MC (or likely anywhere else cool), and will therefore be a very unhappy Gnome. I already have a plan to deal with such an outcome, and I hope it does not have to come to that. Save a Gnome. Join ABC. ))