Post by Archivist~Addie on Feb 16, 2006 10:05:40 GMT -5
Author: Panzar
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar Saves da Horde!
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 1/12/06
Here it is! Da new fantabulous Panzar Adventure.
Wit new thrills and death defying actions!
PANZAR SAVES DA HORDE!!!!!!
Cause dere a terrible danger to da horde. It might be wiped out and me can't let dat happen.
So me comes up wit a plan.
Okay, so maybe dats always my plan, but itsa good one. It was just a little while ago dat me discovered dis dastardly threat!
<cue fuzzy flashback lines>
Me couldn't believe my ears!
Dis could not be. So me set out to track down dis villain. Me thought dat some one from Darkblood might know where to find dis foe. Me couldn't find Toro, so me talked to Jazabell instead.
Dis bull seemed to be going tru some issues, so me checked wit him.
No good! Hey, me wonder if a Blackrocker might know anyting abou da Dramah!
And she did.
But it wasn't enough. Me was starting to get desperate.
Dat was no use. Den me saw Ketana and tought she might be some help. Dem PvPers battle da Dramah all da time.
Of course. Me headed off right away!
Psst, Me know me gotta take da zepplin but dis picture looks cooler. Grom Gol here we come.
Eggbert had an accident wit dese supplies.
Me saw a member of Vetus Schola and wondered if dey might know about da Dramah.
But no luck.
[Tee hee, Panzar trying to defeat da Dramah and creatin sum at da same time. Dats irony for youse college students.]
Me and Eggbert we off like da wind...and da gaurds wanted me to pay for dose supplies so...
A short while later, dere it was...
Me managed to sneak up to da Inn and me peeked tru da winda. Me got da wrong one and me accidently peeked on some Night elf girls doing sum tings in da back room. So 97 minutes later me promptly found anudder window and spotted da monster o' monsters.
Da Dramah, all dressed in red. Me was terrified. But me had to be sure dis was da one me was looking for.
Dat was her alright. Da Dramah needed ta die!
Me got lucky and she headed for da door.
Me has faced many foes, but none were so awful as dis.
Dramah recognized me, cause ya know, me gets aroun.
Dumb broad can't even spell Invicabal! How tuff could dis be?
Da Dramah was bold as brass.
Dats what she TINKS!!!!
Me had dun it.
Den me realized da secret of da Dramah's terrible power.
Me knew dat me had dun my part.
But now its time to do your part. When you see dat slimey broad agin, ya punch her in da face. Don't let da Dramah ruin da horde!
My job done it was time for R&R for da ol Panzar.
FOR DA HORDE!!!!
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar Saves da Horde!
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 1/12/06
Here it is! Da new fantabulous Panzar Adventure.
Wit new thrills and death defying actions!
PANZAR SAVES DA HORDE!!!!!!
Cause dere a terrible danger to da horde. It might be wiped out and me can't let dat happen.
So me comes up wit a plan.
Okay, so maybe dats always my plan, but itsa good one. It was just a little while ago dat me discovered dis dastardly threat!
<cue fuzzy flashback lines>
Me couldn't believe my ears!
Dis could not be. So me set out to track down dis villain. Me thought dat some one from Darkblood might know where to find dis foe. Me couldn't find Toro, so me talked to Jazabell instead.
Dis bull seemed to be going tru some issues, so me checked wit him.
No good! Hey, me wonder if a Blackrocker might know anyting abou da Dramah!
And she did.
But it wasn't enough. Me was starting to get desperate.
Dat was no use. Den me saw Ketana and tought she might be some help. Dem PvPers battle da Dramah all da time.
Of course. Me headed off right away!
Psst, Me know me gotta take da zepplin but dis picture looks cooler. Grom Gol here we come.
Eggbert had an accident wit dese supplies.
Me saw a member of Vetus Schola and wondered if dey might know about da Dramah.
But no luck.
[Tee hee, Panzar trying to defeat da Dramah and creatin sum at da same time. Dats irony for youse college students.]
Me and Eggbert we off like da wind...and da gaurds wanted me to pay for dose supplies so...
A short while later, dere it was...
Me managed to sneak up to da Inn and me peeked tru da winda. Me got da wrong one and me accidently peeked on some Night elf girls doing sum tings in da back room. So 97 minutes later me promptly found anudder window and spotted da monster o' monsters.
Da Dramah, all dressed in red. Me was terrified. But me had to be sure dis was da one me was looking for.
Dat was her alright. Da Dramah needed ta die!
Me got lucky and she headed for da door.
Me has faced many foes, but none were so awful as dis.
Dramah recognized me, cause ya know, me gets aroun.
Dumb broad can't even spell Invicabal! How tuff could dis be?
Da Dramah was bold as brass.
Dats what she TINKS!!!!
Me had dun it.
Den me realized da secret of da Dramah's terrible power.
Me knew dat me had dun my part.
But now its time to do your part. When you see dat slimey broad agin, ya punch her in da face. Don't let da Dramah ruin da horde!
My job done it was time for R&R for da ol Panzar.
FOR DA HORDE!!!!
