Post by Archivist~Addie on Feb 16, 2006 9:49:59 GMT -5
Author: Panzar
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar da Invincabal
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 1/6/06
Q u o t e:
*grabs Panzar's arm and whispers into his ear*
"Psst, Panzar, yah bettah answah Waleska. I hear de Darkspears womons can be vengeful. At least dat is de rumor."
*winks*
"Uh oh, me in trouble again?" me was always gettin inna trubble, ever since me was a little snotling. Dem trollie girls are tough, but dey got sumting about dem dat...me no know.
Me knows me always really bold and can talk easy ta peoples.
Ders no problem wit dat. Me met Waleska in Stranglethorn. Wunna dose nights wen da moon is all glowy on surf, and dere was Waleska. When me got hurt she made me feel bettah.
Me tought we was friends.
And den we met and we was dancin....
Den she axed me to dis Poetry ting on da beach and me tink, "Sheesh Dames, poetry already." But dere was sumpin about dem tusks and day way da moon light up her skin dat made me tink dat maybe dis poetry stuff would be okay.
So me went and me bought sum presents for Waleska. Sum shiney stones me found and dis flower cause me tink dat maybe....
Maybe she liked me, like me like....nevermind.
Cause dis orc dat tinks she's a troll comes up and says dat Waleska is sworn or sumting to dis udder troll and dats da Darkspear way and dat must be summa dat tribal stuff, and so FINE, WALESKA HAS A FELLA AND DATS JUST FINE IT DON"T BODDER ME NUN!!!
But is sure bodder dose alliance dats was making a ruckus. It sure boddered dem. But not me.
Cause me always gots people to hang out wif.
Me was really calm about da hole ting.
Me didn't look for trubble or nuttin.
Me tried to talk to dis Orcy girl me know up in Splintertree,
but me kept tinking about dis troll...okay so maybe me have a few drinks...
Whhaaaa, okay maybe a few more den a few.
But whenever me tought about dat trollie girl.
Me try to talk about me feeling to me friends...
But day seem to be in a hurry...mostly...
Me don't know what to do. Me always been alone since me was little. Me told you about me little problem.
And me didnt really give da reason.
See me has a deep secret, but me can't be so lonely so more, cause....
See me is not Panzar da Invincabal. My momma called me dat cause she was always findin me covered in burnin stuff and not hurt. Everyting dat me was left alone wit burned down. Me didn't blame me momma wen dey left me at da orphanage. Cause me didn't tell me momma me secret needer.
Pappy didn't tell me dis and me tinks he never toll momma needer. My Pappy's Uncle came by one night wen be was a little booger and no one was home. He wanted to see my pappy real bad. He had survived da Dragon attack on Grim Batol a while back and was "on da move".
His name was Nekros Dragonmaw.
Now me don't know much about dat Dragonmaw clan, but dey seem to have a worse rep den dem Blackrock orcs, so he says me should never use dat name. Den he gives me a big lumpy round ting. He says dat he used to help wit da dragon eggs and da rookery but dat sum times da eggs go bad and de knows dat what is in da egg won't never become a dragon.
He told be to keep da lumpy ting warm...and hidden...from everbuddy. Cause den de might knows and hurts my momma. Sos me never says anyting...ever.
But dat egg didn't stay an egg.
Me calls him Eggbert. Me know it don't seem dat scary but he was an egg a long time, and it made sense den.
Hes ma bestest friend. Me should maybe told my momma way da house and da neighbors huts and da barn and dat tent burned down....but den she mighta took him and hes....
Hes ma bestest friend.
So me tinks about all dis and me goes to look for Waleska.
To tell what she wants ta know....
What me have been too afraid to tell her...
Cause maybe she can't like me da way me mighta like her.
But me got ma little buddy.
And maybe Waleska don't love me...or my momma...but Eggbert do.
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar da Invincabal
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 1/6/06
Q u o t e:
*grabs Panzar's arm and whispers into his ear*
"Psst, Panzar, yah bettah answah Waleska. I hear de Darkspears womons can be vengeful. At least dat is de rumor."
*winks*
"Uh oh, me in trouble again?" me was always gettin inna trubble, ever since me was a little snotling. Dem trollie girls are tough, but dey got sumting about dem dat...me no know.
Me knows me always really bold and can talk easy ta peoples.
Ders no problem wit dat. Me met Waleska in Stranglethorn. Wunna dose nights wen da moon is all glowy on surf, and dere was Waleska. When me got hurt she made me feel bettah.
Me tought we was friends.
And den we met and we was dancin....
Den she axed me to dis Poetry ting on da beach and me tink, "Sheesh Dames, poetry already." But dere was sumpin about dem tusks and day way da moon light up her skin dat made me tink dat maybe dis poetry stuff would be okay.
So me went and me bought sum presents for Waleska. Sum shiney stones me found and dis flower cause me tink dat maybe....
Maybe she liked me, like me like....nevermind.
Cause dis orc dat tinks she's a troll comes up and says dat Waleska is sworn or sumting to dis udder troll and dats da Darkspear way and dat must be summa dat tribal stuff, and so FINE, WALESKA HAS A FELLA AND DATS JUST FINE IT DON"T BODDER ME NUN!!!
But is sure bodder dose alliance dats was making a ruckus. It sure boddered dem. But not me.
Cause me always gots people to hang out wif.
Me was really calm about da hole ting.
Me didn't look for trubble or nuttin.
Me tried to talk to dis Orcy girl me know up in Splintertree,
but me kept tinking about dis troll...okay so maybe me have a few drinks...
Whhaaaa, okay maybe a few more den a few.
But whenever me tought about dat trollie girl.
Me try to talk about me feeling to me friends...
But day seem to be in a hurry...mostly...
Me don't know what to do. Me always been alone since me was little. Me told you about me little problem.
And me didnt really give da reason.
See me has a deep secret, but me can't be so lonely so more, cause....
See me is not Panzar da Invincabal. My momma called me dat cause she was always findin me covered in burnin stuff and not hurt. Everyting dat me was left alone wit burned down. Me didn't blame me momma wen dey left me at da orphanage. Cause me didn't tell me momma me secret needer.
Pappy didn't tell me dis and me tinks he never toll momma needer. My Pappy's Uncle came by one night wen be was a little booger and no one was home. He wanted to see my pappy real bad. He had survived da Dragon attack on Grim Batol a while back and was "on da move".
His name was Nekros Dragonmaw.
Now me don't know much about dat Dragonmaw clan, but dey seem to have a worse rep den dem Blackrock orcs, so he says me should never use dat name. Den he gives me a big lumpy round ting. He says dat he used to help wit da dragon eggs and da rookery but dat sum times da eggs go bad and de knows dat what is in da egg won't never become a dragon.
He told be to keep da lumpy ting warm...and hidden...from everbuddy. Cause den de might knows and hurts my momma. Sos me never says anyting...ever.
But dat egg didn't stay an egg.
Me calls him Eggbert. Me know it don't seem dat scary but he was an egg a long time, and it made sense den.
Hes ma bestest friend. Me should maybe told my momma way da house and da neighbors huts and da barn and dat tent burned down....but den she mighta took him and hes....
Hes ma bestest friend.
So me tinks about all dis and me goes to look for Waleska.
To tell what she wants ta know....
What me have been too afraid to tell her...
Cause maybe she can't like me da way me mighta like her.
But me got ma little buddy.
And maybe Waleska don't love me...or my momma...but Eggbert do.
