Post by Archivist~Addie on Feb 16, 2006 9:46:16 GMT -5
Author: Panzar
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar da Invincabal
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 12/30/05
Me is Panzar Da Invincabal!
Me Smash stuff for food. Da Impalers keep me in dere unit by giving me bunches of chowder. Me Love Adendre's Chowder. She da bestest!
But if you have food, me will kill stuff for youse too!
Why would you want your own Panzar to smash stuff?
First, me can kill even da biggest foe!
Me not afraid of any odds, no matter how fearsome!
Me an Orc of Non-Stop Action!!!
Not like dat bull dat even fall asleep while fighin' Onyxia...
Me don't tink Kash liked dat.
Me have supa sharp senses and am never surprised.
Oh sure, me made a mistake or two.
Me always know where me at when leading a party.
Me spend alla my off time workin' out.
Oh sure me luv life has all da normal craziness. Alliance chicks are easy.
Sometimes me is shy wit da Trollie Gurls doh...
Me don't know what da udder people sayin' about me and dat night in Tanaris.
Wut happens in Tanaris, stay in Tanaris.
Me regular Orcy Orc.
And me love spicy food too.
And me have a dream.
Me been trainin' hard wif Blacktooth.
But no you say "What is da story wit dat savage orc? Where he from?"
Well, uh...
So me folks had to move around and den when lived inna tent.
ooops
But me adapted.
Home is where da orcy is.
Me learned lotsa tings dere.
But troo it all, one ting became clear...
And while me may not be da smartest orc, me never make da same mistake twice.
So if you need a tank, Panzar da Invincabal is dere for youse!
Faction: Horde
Title: Panzar da Invincabal
Type: Images/Journal
Orig. Published: 12/30/05
Me is Panzar Da Invincabal!
Me Smash stuff for food. Da Impalers keep me in dere unit by giving me bunches of chowder. Me Love Adendre's Chowder. She da bestest!
But if you have food, me will kill stuff for youse too!
Why would you want your own Panzar to smash stuff?
First, me can kill even da biggest foe!
Me not afraid of any odds, no matter how fearsome!
Me an Orc of Non-Stop Action!!!
Not like dat bull dat even fall asleep while fighin' Onyxia...
Me don't tink Kash liked dat.
Me have supa sharp senses and am never surprised.
Oh sure, me made a mistake or two.
Me always know where me at when leading a party.
Me spend alla my off time workin' out.
Oh sure me luv life has all da normal craziness. Alliance chicks are easy.
Sometimes me is shy wit da Trollie Gurls doh...
Me don't know what da udder people sayin' about me and dat night in Tanaris.
Wut happens in Tanaris, stay in Tanaris.
Me regular Orcy Orc.
And me love spicy food too.
And me have a dream.
Me been trainin' hard wif Blacktooth.
But no you say "What is da story wit dat savage orc? Where he from?"
Well, uh...
So me folks had to move around and den when lived inna tent.
ooops
But me adapted.
Home is where da orcy is.
Me learned lotsa tings dere.
But troo it all, one ting became clear...
And while me may not be da smartest orc, me never make da same mistake twice.
So if you need a tank, Panzar da Invincabal is dere for youse!
